BIG BEN bonging for Brexit is the worst charitable cause since a druggie with a stolen charity tin rattled it around the local, but the cretins who support it live among us.
Twats who believe tax is theft
Anyone who looks at their wageslip and thinks ‘That’s not fair. I shouldn’t be paying for the A470 when I hardly use it’ will happily throw cash at an inane and pointless cause like reinstalling a big clapper back in a massive clock for a single day. Because they’re twats.
Twats who still wish the national anthem was played on telly
In the mists of history, TV finished for the day with God Save The Queen. And some mad twats believe that on the final bong of Brexit Eve the UK will become a sepia-toned wonderland of spitfires and spam on toast where it’s okay to call a dog the N-word, like in The Dam Busters.
Twats who would never spare a quid for a homeless person
Those who walk past the homeless outside the Waitrose where they’ve just spent £97 on goose fat and Burgundy will suddenly find lots of spare cash in their pockets for this type of twattery.
Perpetually angry little twats like MP Mark Francois
The people who blame everything that’s wrong about their lives on Europeans, gays, women and Meghan Markle, rather than blaming the twat in the mirror. They’re not necessarily male twats either. Anne Widdecombe’s one.
Nigel Farage
Will put in one per cent of his £153k MEP redundancy payment on condition he is allowed to strike the bell himself with a good solid Sheffield steel sledgehammer. Will f**k up and break the bell.
