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Northerners almost the same as people, say Tories

TODAY’S Northerner is now almost on a par with humans, the Conservatives have announced.

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Brown Dangerously Close To Realising What's Wrong With Him

GORDON Brown has taken another small step towards finally realising what's wrong with him, it emerged last night.

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