A NO-DEAL Brexit will be a doddle because a Tory MP with a balloon for a head has served in the Territorial Army, it has been confirmed.
The inflatable clown toy admitted that no-deal may involve a few ‘bumps in the road’ but stressed that if you are tough like him, the bumps will be like the tiny balloons you find in bubble-wrap.
The bulbous rubber oaf said: “If you’re an intellectual ponce who was not in the TA you may find it a bit bumpy. But it’s all for the greater good and it means we will have our freedom.
“The freedom to appear on television and remind people that I was in the TA and am not to be trifled with.”
The vibrating inflatable dildo added: “And it means we will have carried out the clear instruction given to us by the British people. I was in the TA so I know the importance of clear instructions.
“So in summary, I was in the TA and you’re just some ponce.”
Brexit voter Martin Bishop said: “This man should be prime minister.”
