BRITAIN is wondering what impact UKIP’s electoral success could possibly have on the Conservative Party.
As Nigel Farage’s xenophobic, anti-feminist, anti-gay marriage movement unseated dozens of Tory councillors, experts believe the Conservatives’ response will be anyone’s guess.
Political consultant Julian Cook said: “Will David Cameron lurch to the right in a craven attempt to win over a band of angry dimwits?
“Or will he adopt a series of populist, right-wing positions in the hope they will appeal to millions of belligerent cretins?
“Perhaps he will do neither and simply ramp up the xenophobic, anti-liberal rhetoric in a bid to attract patriotic simpletons and traditional British nincompoops.
“I’m certainly not putting any money on it, and I’m quite the expert.”