LIZ Truss is posing for a photoshoot in England kit with a football under one arm as we f**king speak, Britain has realised.
Somewhere in London, the Conservative leadership candidate is putting on full England kit including the exact same sports bra as Chloe Kelly, standing in front of a football pitch and doing that f**king face she does.
Sue Traherne of Chester said: “Of course she is. Doing the full John Terry for a triumph she had entirely f**k all to do with.
“Meanwhile in the background a speechwriter’s frantically rewriting her CV to include a stint as a creative midfielder for her Leeds school’s football team, a career tragically snuffed out by the lack of opportunities afforded to young Northern sportswomen.
“By about noon they’ll release the photos, which will be slapped on the front of every Tory paper desperate to talk her up as prime minister even though she’d be as shit doing that as she would be as England right-back.
“That little piece of cynical bandwagon-jumping should properly harsh everyone’s Euro-winning buzz and by this time tomorrow twats like her will have ruined the whole f**king thing.”
She added: “Who’s minister for sport? Oh Christ, it’s f**king Dorries. She’ll be right next to Liz in rugby kit.”
