A TWAT has challenged the concept of Black History Month by asking why there is not one for twats like himself.
Martin Bishop feels it is wrong that black people get a whole month to celebrate a history too often overlooked when twats have also had a huge impact on world affairs.
Bishop said: “I suppose we’ll be hearing about black Crimean War nurse Mary Seacole again, but what about the twat who ordered the charge of the Light Brigade?
“What about all the twat kings, like George IV? What about our twat prime ministers? Why don’t we celebrate great British twats like Witchfinder General Matthew Hopkins?
“Twats are being being whitewashed out of history. They should cancel Black History Month and spend the money on twats. That’s not racist, I’m just standing up for my own culture.
“I want my kids to grow up knowing who designed the Austin Allegro, who invented germ warfare, and who all the stars of TOWIE are. And I believe prejudice against twats is a form of racism, because that’s the sort of twat I am.”
Bishop is currently lobbying his MP to erect a statue of Brexiter and Leave.EU-founding twat Arron Banks in his local shopping arcade, but has received no reply.
