A STAG party has totally petered out after only three hours of drinking.
Tom Logan’s stag party was initially a week in Magaluf, before being downgraded to two nights in Amsterdam and then to drinks at the Slug & Lettuce in Weybridge.
Bawdy anecdotes, chanting and leering at passing women failed to occur. Only two of the group wore the official ‘Logan’s Run’ t-shirts and by 10 o clock everyone was discussing instant access ISAs.
Throughout the evening guests were surreptitiously checking train times on their smartphones while claiming to be searching for the latest celebrity nudes.
Best man Stephen Malley said: “We were all completely up for this one getting seriously messy.
“But I had to pop by the office tomorrow morning and Mike was taking his kids to swimming lessons first thing.”
Malley had hoped to enliven things with a sex-themed drinking game, but nobody got into it.
