THE Metropolitan Police are taking a courageous stand against wokeness by being racist, sexist and homophobic.
After the release of Baroness Casey’s report, Tory MPs and the British public have thanked the Met for bravely fighting the dangerous threat of lefty snowflakes in favour of mild equality and not offending people.
Roy Hobbs, from Tottenham Hale, said: “Thank God someone is standing up for our great British traditions by stopping ethnic minorities, gays and bloody women thinking they can safely approach a police offer for help.
“If it wasn’t for the lionhearted efforts of the Met, people who belong to marginalised groups might feel unafraid to walk around the city they live in, especially at night. Where would we be then?
“The streets would be awash with rape, violence and corruption. I mean the bad kind, not the good kind practised by trained Met officers.
“Long may they continue abusing their power and bungling investigations. They truly are the best of us. Apart from if they do me for speeding. Then they’re out-of-control fascist pigs.”
Asked if she had a message for the Met, home secretary Suella Braverman cackled maniacally and shrieked: “Fly, my pretties, fly!”
