A MAN has decided the US election result is sufficiently insane to justify calling his ex-girlfriend.
Martin Bishop woke up yesterday to news of Donald Trump’s election, and thought it was a solid excuse to call his ex, Donna Sheridan, and ask her what she thought.
Bishop said, “I tried to call her after Starmer won but I just got her answer machine.
“Today I got through though, which has nothing to do with the fact I’ve got a new number.
“I asked her if everything was OK and if she’d seen the election result and she said she had. Then there was a bit of a silence so I asked her if she’d come across that cordless drill I couldn’t find when I moved out.
“She said she hadn’t, so then I asked her if that dipshit barman she was screwing now even knew what a Black and Decker was and then she hung up on me.
“F**king Trump.”
