A LONDON man who made a rare venture up North has come away believing that every female shop assistant, ticket inspector and receptionist wants to sleep with him.
Tom Logan visited Leeds for a sales conference and was shocked and excited by the amorous language with which the majority of women addressed him.
Logan said: “I thought London was supposed to be a den of iniquity, but you should hear the way the women talk up North.
“I was called darling, love, dear and pet after just a couple of minutes of talking to someone at a checkout or reception desk. One even called me ‘duck’, which must be some kinky code word for something, right?
“And these weren’t just young ladies, some of them were in their 50s and 60s. Basically flinging themselves at me. I was in Sainsburys, for God’s sake, not Ann Summers.
“In the end, after the woman who knocked on the door of my hotel room to change the towels called me ‘sweetheart’, I just dropped my trousers and told her she could have me here and now if she wanted.
“She called security and I got kicked out. Talk about mixed messages.”
