THE Charity Commission admitted it is outside the scope of its enquiry, but that flying a centenarian long-haul while Covid was rampant was ‘some f**king bullshit.’
Following their ruling that Captain Sir Tom Moore’s family repeatedly benefited personally from his charitable work and foundation, the report added ‘And Barbados? In December 2020, right in between two lockdowns? What the f**k?’
It continued: “This was a period in which everyone had stopped seeing family, pubs were closed, there was an ineffective tier system in place and sensible people, Boris Johnson obviously excepted, had given up on getting together for Christmas.
“And yet Captain Tom’s daughter, who we have established in our official report is well dodgy, thought this would be an ideal time to take him to the West Indies?
“It was legal, nobody’s saying it wasn’t, but the phrase ‘spectacularly unwise’ comes to mind, along with the phrase ‘could you not just have f**king waited?’
“And it bears noting that shortly afterwards he contracted Covid then pneumonia and sadly passed away, which did not happen when he was socially distanced in his garden.”
The report concluded: “Still, that single he did with Michael Ball was an all-time banger.”
