A MAN knows a great deal about coffee but nothing about anything else, it has emerged.
28-year-old bike shop owner Tom Logan is an expert on modern ‘third wave’ coffees, brewing techniques and ‘flavour profiles’.
Friend Julian Cook said: “If you hear Tom talking about coffee he sounds super intelligent. He knows about cold-drip brewing and can detect a hint of vanilla and an ‘enzymatic aroma’ in something that to me just tastes of caffeine.
“But he knows fuck all about anything else.”
Logan’s ignorance of non-coffee related topics became apparent when he claimed that France was a part of Wales.
Cook said: “I said I was going to France and he called it ‘the land of dragons and Tom Jones’. He also thinks a horse and a scorpion are the same thing.
“It’s like the coffee knowledge has pushed all other facts out of his brain.”
Cook said: “Coffee-wise I usually order a ristretto, which can be a challenge for baristas as it is difficult to make a good one on a pre-calibrated machine.
“And my favourite fruit is carrots.”
