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UK Demands Porn As Basic Human Right

MOST people in the UK believe the right to toss themselves silly is as important as clean, running water, according to new research.

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Brown Stamps Authority With Stupid, Pointless Reshuffle

GORDON brown reasserted his authority today with what his supporters insisted was a stupid, pointless reshuffle that won't make the slightest difference to anything.

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