TWO loving parents cannot rest until their daughter finds a man who can make her as smug and unbearable as they are.
Wayne and Sharon Hayes have selflessly dedicated themselves to pushing daughter Kelly into a marriage which is as irritating as their own blessed, maddening union.
Sharon said: “Nobody can stand to be around me and Wayne. It breaks my heart to think of Kelly not having that.
“If she wants to be constantly taking out decades of pent-up resentment and frustration out on others like we do, she needs to start early or she simply won’t have time.
“So sad for her to be travelling the world, going out partying and progressing in her career, all just to compensate for never having found someone who really grinds her down.
“I just wish she could find the right infuriating twat to marry, bicker all the time with and grow old, miserable and judgemental with. Is that too much to ask?”
Daughter Kelly said: “While I do envy my settled friends who have blistering rows and ruin all our parties, I don’t know if I’m there just yet.”
