A MAN thinks the time is coming stop to f**king around ghosting all of his dates and choose one to get to know a bit, it has emerged.
Jack Browne, 29, has spent years disappointing countless women and has decided the moment is almost right to stop freaking out and ignoring them when they show a genuine interest in him.
Browne said: “Some of my friends have started to do weird things like getting married and having babies, which got me thinking that there might be more to relationships than leading someone on and then going suddenly and mysteriously silent when they suggest doing something that doesn’t involve drinking and sex.
“I suppose that means I’ll have to develop some feelings or something. You know, actually find out about their lives and personalities rather than just shagging them a few times and jumping ship.
“I can probably do that. When? Sometime pretty soon I reckon. I’ve just got a few more unsolicited dick pics and aubergine emojis to get out of my system first.”
Lauren Hewitt, who went on three dates with Browne, said: “Oh, that dickhead. He thinks he ghosted me after the first time we shagged but there was no way it was going any further after I’d seen his Spurs duvet cover.”
