A 39-YEAR-OLD man dating a 22-year-old woman has a mathematical formula that explains why it is perfectly fine.
Tom Logan admitted he felt asking Charlotte Phelps out could be dodgy, given the 17 years between them, but a series of complex rules prove that actually it is not creepy and has a great future.
He continued: “Sure, I’ve dated women the same age as me because I thought it was the right thing to do. But that was before I discovered age-gap algorithms.
“If you half my age, multiply by three, square it then average by income gap, it makes an actual number. That proves it’s completely normal and, in many cultures, a sign of respecting women.
“She was born in the year 2000. I was 17 then, the gap between us now, and if my age had reset to zero with the Millennium Bug then we’d be the same age, which proves we’re twin souls destined to be together.
“We’re living in the 21st century, the only century Charlotte has been alive in, so we need to be open to age-gap relationships that follow self-serving maths.”
Phelps said: “Yeah but he is ancient though.”
