A WOMAN was horrified to receive a photo of her husband’s penis after he sent it to her under the misapprehension she would find it sexy.
Nathan Muir WhatsApped his wife Carolyn a poorly lit shot of his genitals taken in the office bathroom during his lunch break, in a wildly misguided act of romance.
Carolyn Muir said: “I was in a meeting when the alert popped up and thought some awful emergency must have happened for him to be messaging in the middle of the day.
“When the photo first loaded I was perplexed as to why he’d sent me a picture of a what looked like a Peperami he’d rescued from a bin. Then I realised what it was and nearly threw the phone across the room out of sheer disgust.
“I see that limp little thing every morning and evening, so why he thought it would take on some sort of incredible sexual allure while I was talking my boss through the quarterly sales report is beyond me.
“Did I reciprocate? Are you mental? I’m well aware that no sane person wants to see a grainy, badly-focussed picture of my muff. Not even bloody Nathan.”
