A MAN is bragging about his so-called sexual exploits while all three women he has slept with are making fun of him behind his back.
The women are puzzled by Tom Logan’s ‘heroic’ tales and are putting the record straight with the specific and humiliating details of his poor lovemaking skills.
The trio have even started a Whatsapp group dedicated exclusively to Logan’s sexual incompetence.
One of the women said: “His premature ejaculation was actually a relief, although erectile dysfunction would have been preferable.”
Another added: “I faked a very realistic orgasm in order to move things along.
“He seemed to be genuinely confused as to what was going on.”