SIFTING through the human population for a romantic partner is fun if you are physically attractive with an amazing personality, experts now believe.
The Institute for Studies discovered a positive correlation between being likeable eye candy and going on amazing dates that end in mind-blowing sexual intercourse.
Professor Henry Brubaker said: “Unlike boring and ugly people, who find the process of hunting down a mate to be relentless, soul-crushing misery, personable hotties appear to have a good time.
“Their admirers will do absolutely anything for them. Meanwhile the Morlocks of society have to compensate for their inadequacies with expensive wristwatches and jokes they stole from the internet.
“Dreamboats also get to pick the best people to go on dates with. It’s social Darwinism in action – quite literally survival of the fittest.”
All-round stunner Ellie Shaw said: “I thought everybody went on a string of incredible dates night after night?
“Then again, I do live on a higher and more appealing plane of existence. You should try it some time.”
