Couple's date night is staying in, getting pissed and shagging

A COUPLE have created their own version of date night where they do not go out in favour of drinking alcohol then having sex.

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Starmer: I will put a flare up my arse for final

THE prime minister has promised to celebrate England reaching the Euros final by putting a lit flare in his anus.

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