A MAN suggesting a threesome to his girlfriend obviously means the good type that caters to his sordid fantasies, he has explained.
James Bates came up with the idea of a threesome while studying numerous videos online in incognito mode, but is keen to specify it should be the sort with only one penis, which would be his.
He said: “It’s important to lay down some ground rules for this sort of thing. So let me be clear: four tits, two fannies, and one – let me repeat that because I can’t emphasise it enough – one knob. Singular.
“I’m not selfish though. They’d both be welcome to go to town on me while I give absolutely nothing back. It’ll basically be my usual lovemaking approach but with another woman there.
“Maybe my stepsister. That’s what the internet has brainwashed me into thinking is normal.
“Two cocks would be a surplus. What could my other half possibly do with two dicks at the same time? Talk about clothes to one while giving a handjob to the other? Also just the idea of being within three metres of a man’s naked bottom makes me feel physically sick.”
Girlfriend Lucy Parry said: “Another woman? Sounds good to me. It’ll be nice to finally be with someone who knows their way around down there. James can wait in the car.”
