SUELLA Braverman is feeling confident and prioritising her own happiness this summer by going to America and saying mental things.
While the rest of the Tories lick their election wounds in London, Braverman has stepped into her own power by travelling to the US and making speeches even Sir Oswald Mosley would have thought twice about.
A source close to Braverman said: “Suella’s up for a good time this summer, and she’s really leaning into her freedom from the government by being unapologetically herself. And that means going to a National Conservatism conference and mendaciously equating Pride with child mutilation.
“She’s feeling fierce, you know? She’s being a bad bitch. And we’re not talking metaphorically here, she’s literally being evil. Her vibe for July is disgusting homophobia and transphobia, and she’s the life and soul of the party. Not the Tory party, obviously. They’re dead.
“What’s next for Suella? The sky’s the limit. She’s going to be out there living her best life. Which probably means being expelled from the Conservatives for being an unhinged extremist and joining Reform UK.
“You go girl!”
Voter Nikki Hollis said: “Kemi Badenoch thinks Suella is having a nervous breakdown rather than a fascist girl summer. But they’re probably much the same thing.”
