A MAN has confirmed that he prefers OnlyFans to sites like Pornhub because it provides him with ethical, artisanal porn.
Tom Logan believes anybody can knock one out over generic, off-the-peg, free porn, but OnlyFans provides something more for selective and thoughtful consumers like him.
Logan said: “OnlyFans lets me play a role in the design process and create something that’s bespoke and tailored to me, like asking a woman dressed as Princess Diana to perform a striptease on a trampoline.
“And I can send messages and build a personal connection with the content creator. I can write ‘Let me suck dem titties, babe’ and it feels just like having a chat with a stall holder at my local farmers’ market.
“You can really feel the difference when you’re consuming something made at home, helped by the satisfaction not just of an enjoyable five finger shuffle but of knowing that you’re helping an independent producer.
“I don’t want to think of a faceless corporate brand getting all the revenue from my hand shandy, but of a hardworking single mother who will use the money to buy oven chips or donate to the Labour Party.
“Is that fantasy some kind of sick kink? Hard to say, but it makes me feel less guilty about my prodigious porn habit.”
