HE has walked away from the England team, but who knows what rowdy craziness Gareth Southgate will get up next?  

Margaret Gerving, retired: “I imagine he’s got another 20-30 years on this mortal coil, then an eternity of suffering in Hell for the crime of not starting Palmer in the final. Good.”

Jack Browne, tattooist: “For me he was never good enough for England. He should go and manage a lesser international squad, like Hungary or Ghana. They’re his level. He could probably win the World Cup with them.”

Tom Logan, couture designer: “Is it too much to ask for him to wander the UK as a masterless ronin, righting wrongs as penance?”

Nikki Hollis, upholsterer: “They haven’t announced a new James Bond yet. Time we had a sensible one.”

Fran Johnson, arbitrator: “If history’s any judge, a f**king Pizza Hut advert.”