PRIME minister Gordon Brown has sent a special 25th anniversary message to Carol Vorderman's increasingly enormous breasts.
Mr Brown led tributes to the chest which has grown steadily since it first appeared on Channel 4 on November 2, 1982.
The Prime Minister said: "When I first started watching Carol Vorderman's breasts I remember them being perky but lacking substance.
"When I turned on the television yesterday afternoon I thought to myself, 'Christ, those things are huge now'."
Vorderman was originally chosen for the efficient way
she removed letters from a tray, but her shy, retiring chest soon became the star of the show, often outshining the massive breasts of long-time host Richard Whiteley.
Since achieving dominance in the mid-1990s the size of Vorderman's breasts have increased in direct proportion to her salary.
Mr Brown also paid tribute to the Channel 4 quiz Countdown, as it marks 25 uninterrupted years of subduing the population.
A senior Labour
source said: "Gordon is an obsessive fan and will fly into one of his dark rages if the contestants beat him to the conundrum.
"A couple of years ago he was over the moon when he managed to use all nine letters to spell out 'TB is a cock'."
The source added: "Unfortunately he's still a total fucknut when it comes to the numbers round."
