A HUNGOVER woman is attempting to put together what happened last night using clues left in her home in the manner of a crime scene investigator.
Sophie Rodriguez has a half eaten kebab, two used wine glasses and a pair of men’s underwear to go on, and not much else.
She said: “I went out after work, that much I know for sure, but things quickly become a blank. When I questioned my friend, she said my last known whereabouts was Mac’s Doner Shack at 1.37am, where I was witnessed yelling ‘Get your cock out’ at some rugby lads.
“At home the evidence is an empty bottle of wine and two glasses by the bed, which suggests I had company, but could have just been me over the course of two consecutive drunken nights. Holding them up to the light to check for fingerprints was inconclusive.
“I’ve followed the pile of discarded clothes around trying to work out my movements, but the trail gets confused next to the laundry basket. And were those boxers removed in the flat or did I nick them off of someone’s washing line?
“I’d need to see CCTV footage to be sure. Although to be honest, if they belong to that guy Julian I vaguely remember trying it on in the pub, I’d rather not know.”
