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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Cancer (21 JUN-22 JUL) An engineering breakthrough this week as your repeated huffing on the train miraculously fixes the broken signals further down the track.

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It is too hot to do any work, confirm experts

LEADING scientists have warned Britons not to attempt doing any work today.

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