Politics

The next seven occasions where the audience will be shocked and horrified by the sight of a Palestinian flag

THE sight of a Palestinian flag at the opera, of all places, has left Britain trembling and terrified at where they might see one next. Fear these events.

We ask you: how are you preparing your 12-year-old to vote in the next general election?

LABOUR’S voting age change means today’s 12-year-olds will vote in the next election. How are you readying them for their civic responsibilities?

We have always been passionate about vaping, Fortnite and drip, by Kemi Badenoch

AFTER a hard day being Tory leader, there’s nothing I like more than to chillax with a mango ice vape, some Charlie XXX and spawning into a nice relaxing game of Fortnite. I find it very nang.

If someone removed the whip from me I'd be f**king delighted, by an office worker

SO Starmer’s removed the whip from four of his MPs, meaning no nasty bastard threatening them if they don’t follow orders? Is anyone else not seeing a downside?

How to not send an email that risks 100,000 lives and costs £7 billion

WORRIED you might be about to send the most expensive and life-endangering email ever sent? But it’s 4.58pm? Here’s how to do the most basic checks.

I am outraged that the current government did this in 2022

JUST when you thought it couldn’t get any worse for Starmer, we find out that before he even took office he cleared thousands of Afghans to enter the UK.

How your household finances will be ruined by a wealth tax on £10 million: A Daily Mail guide

LABOUR’S wealth tax will still impoverish you even if you’re earning £971,245 less than the taxable level. The Mail explains how you and your loved ones will soon be destitute.

He genuinely thought Putin was a trustworthy guy

PRESIDENT Trump actually, seriously thought his Russian counterpart was a decent, honest person who would repay the trust placed in him, it has emerged.

France vs Rwanda: Which will stop the boats?

TWO deals with foreign countries were made to stop boats of migrants coming to our shores. But which was best? We compare and contrast the two.