Australia puts out call for fraudsters and safe-crackers "Or high-end forgers and maybe even some cat burglars - anyone with a proper illegal skill," says immigration minister
Stop hassling Alistair Campbell, say homeless, grieving Iraqis "All I've had to cope with is losing half my family and having my house flattened twice. I can't imagine the pain of answering some questions on the Andrew Marr programme," says Baghdad shopkeeper
Your stars: capricorn
This week you arrive at the latest roundabout in your life. I don't suppose you could try indicating for once, you fucking arsehole?
FABIO Capello was in buoyant mood last night after England were drawn against the mythical land of Narnia in the 2012 European qualifiers.
DIMWITS and mediocrities too stupid to get a proper job are not above the law, according to a legal expert.
FOOTBALL manager and brothel enthusiast Avram Grant has the world's finest wife, according to a new survey.
