Politics

DAVID Cameron has been appointed foreign secretary in an act of sheer desperation. Here’s why Sunak had no other choice.

NO longer a cabinet minister and with a majority of a mere 20,000, I have been forced to seek alternative sources of income. Pay me for these.

RISHI Sunak’s weak leadership is absolutely bloody typical of migrants who come over here and think they can run the bloody place, Suella Braverman has said.

FORMER prime minister David Cameron is back in Downing Street to provide wise counsel on how to f**k a country beyond repair.

THE former home secretary has been told that being fired is a lifestyle choice that she has knowingly made.

THE prime minister has decided to bring back former Home Secretary Priti Patel because that is clearly what you are all clamouring for.

THE Met Police has admitted it has an institutional bias towards left-wing marches because it just loves those crazy guys.

A MAN who got his job by birthright is giving a speech on behalf of a man who won a contest by default.`

DEPOSED prime minister Boris Johnson never hung gold wallpaper and did not attend a single party, according to that same prime minister’s miraculous talking arsehole.

A DOWNING street staffer has told the Covid inquiry the ex-prime minister had the wrong ‘skill set’ to deal with Covid. So what type of crisis would he be capable of dealing with?