Society

IT'S hard to believe, but not everyone likes you as much as you do. These are a few tell-tale signs people actually find you f**king irritating.

A NAIVE 18-year-old has decided to take a degree that will do nothing but deepen her understanding of the world and appreciation of the human experience.

Waking up with a hangover that's left my anus barking like a dog, I imbibe more water than a data centre to take the edge off.

A TEENAGER has convinced his parents that a grade 1 is the equivalent to an A* in the updated GCSE marking scheme.

A secondary school teacher could not care less what some kid they taught 20 years ago is up to these days.

A NEW survey has ranked all England’s towns by friendliness. But is it accurate? We visit the five towns lowest on the list to get told to go f**k ourselves.

THE next emergency alert sent to all residents of the UK without warning will warn against sending a text to your ex.

A 34-YEAR-OLD woman’s greatest fear is not only being targeted by a serial killer but also being his least alluring victim.

AFTER subscription renewals and fake sales, Andy Burnham has outlined the next nine minor rip-offs his government is directing its efforts to stopping.

ACROSS Britain, thousands of patriots have spent a long, hot summer hoping for a trigger to riot. But here in Thetford they’re not waiting around!