Society

No one knows if' 'you look well' means 'good' or 'fat'

NOBODY knows whether saying ‘you look well’ means the recipient is very attractive or a bit chubby, it has emerged.

Gen Z worker on mental health break after getting text that ended in full stop

AN office worker is taking time off work with stress after receiving a message from an older colleague that concluded with a full stop.

'My wife is not a racist; she just incites racial hatred as a hobby'

YOU know what it’s like, with the women. Raising children’s a full-time job but they need something to keep their little hands busy. For my wife it was inciting racial hatred.

We ask you: how are you avoiding revising for your GCSEs?

THE GCSE examinations are taking place, and around Britain tens of thousands are doing everything possible not to revise for them. What’s your avoidance strategy?

Seven laughably incorrect things gammons think about Magna Carta

A COPY of Magna Carta has turned out to be a genuine duplicate from 1300. But all the media interest won’t stop patriotic Brits believing strange things about it. Things like this…

Thrown out of pubs, speeding fines and five other occasions where the storyteller is never at fault

EVER noticed that when a pal is accused of something egregious or illegal, they’re entirely blameless? On these seven occasions you’re always hearing a misunderstood hero.

Wanker getting incredible signal on train

AN obnoxiously loud businessman is managing to get a remarkably strong signal connection on a train journey, fellow passengers have confirmed.

They'll be live-streaming it: Why Gen Z must never become train drivers

THE minimum age to become a train driver is being lowered to 18, but can lazy, vape-addicted, teenage masturbators be trusted with the responsibility? Obviously not. Here’s why.