Society

ATHEISTS who reject religious doctrine have admitted nothing in their precious science can provide an explanation for the existence of the Easter Bunny.

THE King’s call for kindness is a pretext for asking everyone to lend him ten pounds, it has emerged.

A NEW survey shows Generation Z in the US and Europe are significantly less happy than older generations. How can we cheer them up?

AN upwardly-mobile man’s parents just love providing a contrast between his humble origins and what he has achieved in life.

MALCONTENTS often say they want their country back, but the question is: which one? There are plenty of Britains to choose from, if you don’t get bogged down in inconvenient reality.

A NOW quite worried Britain has requested everyone stop pissing about and explain what actually has happened to the Princess of Wales.

FINANCIAL handouts are entirely acceptable when middle-class parents earning up to £60,000 receive them, it has emerged.

COLIN Firth’s shirt from Pride and Prejudice has been auctioned for £25,000, which is a lot for a very predictable wank fantasy. Here are some more that are tediously socially acceptable.

JEREMY Hunt has instructed cash-strapped councils to stop spending money on diversity training. But has he considered the effect on people who love criticising them, ie. these twats?