Society

IRA regret never recruiting Gerry Adams

AFTER Gerry Adams protested in court that he was never a member of the IRA, retired members of the group are kicking themselves for failing to recruit him. 

Teenage boy radicalised by Louis Theroux documentary

A TEENAGE boy has been indoctrinated by the manosphere after watching the latest Louis Theroux documentary, it has emerged.

Grimsby, Morecambe, Bognor Regis: the deprivation highlights of England's new coastal path

THE new 2,689-mile King Charles III coastal path takes walkers through many of the country’s most exquisite areas of severe deprivation. Tour these today.

Mum binge-watching what neighbours are doing in their garden

A MOTHER is gripped by a new live-action reality show which she is binge-watching via the streaming service of her kitchen window.

Turn down, accept then cancel, or ghost: what's your RSVP style?

AN invitation has arrived, and of course you have no intention of going. But how best to do so without offending the host who unreasonably expects your presence? Try these.

Captain Tom's ghost flying a Spitfire, and other things British idiots absolutely would put on banknotes

BANKNOTES will soon feature British wildlife after the public were consulted on the idea. But is it wise to ask a nation full of idiots who’d be happy with shit like this on their money?

Twats now calling you 'buddy'

EVERY arsehole you have the misfortune to speak to now aggressively calls you ‘buddy’, Britain has confirmed.

Five things that happen the second you enter London, by your terrified mum

LONDON is the most dangerous place in the country according to your mother who last visited in 1981 for the Royal Wedding. This is what she thinks happens there.

Buying a single tin of tomatoes, and other vital car journeys Britons can't live without

WAR with Iran is disrupting fuel supplies worldwide, with the RAC urging Britons to drive less. Unfortunately impossible when you have to make critical journeys like these.