Society

Woman who told joke about men asked to imagine crazy, fictional world where roles are reversed

A WOMAN who told a joke at the expense of men has been instructed to imagine a bizarre fantasy world where instead women were the butt of cruel jibes.

1990s really were as good as you remember, scientists confirm

THE 1990s were every bit as perfect as your nostalgia-clouded memories make them out to be, a research project has discovered.

Woman racing against time to choose Christmas gift before husband buys her shit

A WOMAN is in a desperate race against time to think of a big-ticket item her husband can buy her for Christmas before he goes rogue.

Pretty sure I can blame all my shite parenting on lockdown, concludes dad

A FATHER believes the Covid inquiry’s verdict that lockdown irreparably damaged a generation of children pretty much gets him off the hook.

The five Pornhub videos that tell the real story of the UK's Covid response

THE Covid inquiry is set to publish more findings about how the pandemic was handled. Here are the five adult videos that tell the real story of how the country reacted.

Tutor struggling to tell if absolutely dogshit essay is AI

A LECTURER is unable to tell if a poorly-written, shoddily-researched university essay is the moronic work of her student or AI.

Are you rich but 'don't feel rich' so are deserving of all the sympathy in the world?

JUST 21 per cent of the UK’s top earners actually feel rich. The other 79 per cent, heartbreakingly, don’t. How can we all rally round to support them?

Christmas lights going up a chilling harbinger of horror to come

THE sight of a town’s Christmas lights going up is a terrifying glimpse of the nightmarish festivity on its way.

Oh, like you've never pretended to be a high-ranking admiral at a Remembrance event

IT’S the hypocrisy I hate. We’ve all done crazy shit for kicks in late middle-age. But suddenly it’s only me who fakes being an admiral on Remembrance Sunday.

How on earth are my 22 St George's flags intimidating? By a disingenuous twat

SO ethnic minority NHS staff doing home visits are intimidated by my flags? I don’t get it. Why be scared of a flag that just means you like England and nothing else?