Society

YOU have suspended my daughter. You, who’s meant to be educating her for six hours a day but can’t cope with a bit of challenging behaviour. And now the vicious cow’s at home.

THE Vatican has cracked down on a rash of rogue miracles with new guidelines on supernatural phenomena. Will you be toeing the line?

A RECORD number of UK families cannot afford to buy absolutely everything they want, it has emerged.

TAKING the piss out of other countries is generally seen as xenophobic, but sometimes it’s fair enough. Like in these cases.

THE under-30s are entering into mortgage agreements so long they will have paid off their student loans before the end of them, estimates suggest.

ONLOOKERS are uncertain of how to respond after realising that a man mansplaining to a woman is in fact technically correct and entirely right to do so.

THINKING your country is inherently better than all the rest is hilarious when that country is not the UK, it has emerged.

WERE these offensive nuggets of misogyny offered to you by an internet stranger who despises the idea of female empowerment, or your sweet old mum? Take the quiz.