Society

SHEFFIELD University has carried out a study of regional insults, most of which are stupid and make you sound like a halfwit yokel. Here is a sample in order of increasing shitness.

A MAN hosting a pub quiz has, without warning, written questions only about Gillian Anderson. 

FORGET Big Ben and Buckingham Palace. If you want to show tourists what Britain is really like, take them to these places.

TRUMP'S war with Iran is jeopardising supplies of the planet-destroying fuel we all love. So how are you marking the end of plentiful oil?

ARE you feeling suitably outraged about the bastards at Waitrose who sacked a staff member who took on a scumbag shoplifter? If not you could be missing out, so here’s what to do.

FOR today's teenagers, activities once considered simple can be a mind-bending challenge. Such as these:

SPOTTED a colleague on the train or bus? Commute ruined. Unless you follow this guide to hide from them in a mature way.

THE sight of a single takeout pizza van has caused villagers to think their town is now on a par with London, it has emerged.

THE hellscape of modern society is the result of decades of dickheads beavering away. But here are six awful aspects your mum blames on you personally.