Society

A DRIVER has taken a long, hard look at his life after being confronted with a disappointed face on an electronic road sign.

THE police have confirmed they do not investigate the vast majority of burglaries because the shops are open and you can get another laptop this afternoon.

GO on then, if you’re so convinced of Britain’s credentials as a Christian country, how do we celebrate Palm Sunday? No looking at the New Testament.

A MAN has won a bravery award for talking down a suicide bomber in a hospital. But inveterate cowards should be prepared for such situations too. Here’s what to do.

WAR in Iran, and the prospect of poor people receiving fuel subsidies, has driven national hatred of anyone claiming benefits to levels not seen since 2006.

BRITISH mortgage rates are shooting up like a Patriot missile because of war in Iran. So Donald Trump, always focused on the bottom line and the little guy, has advice.

FEMINISM? I don’t need it, I’m a white man. But these foreigners coming to Britain? They’ll find no louder feminist than I if they try disrespecting our slags.

A FATHER is furious at his local council about potholes in roads and is apoplectic at the roadworks needed to fix them.

AFTER Gerry Adams protested in court that he was never a member of the IRA, retired members of the group are kicking themselves for failing to recruit him.