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Sex And The City 'Totally Empowering', Says Manky Slapper
SEX and the City is totally empowering and totally feminist – but in a good way, fans of the show said last night.
Hang On, This Isn’t Majorca, Say Angry Pandas
A PAIR of giant Pandas who arrived in Scotland this week have claimed they were duped after being promised a fortnight in Majorca.
Fiennes Leads Expedition To Find Source Of Fucking Gas Prices
WORLD famous explorer Sir Ranulph Fiennes is to lead a one-year expedition to discover why the fuck gas prices keep going up.
Leo Conceived After I Wore A Bag On My Head, Reveals Cherie
CHERIE Blair has revealed how she conceived her fourth child after agreeing to wear a bag on her head.
Millionaires Win Stuff
SOME millionaires won some stuff yesterday while some other millionaires did not.
Deprived Children Had Not Paid Licence Fee, Says BBC
THE BBC kept £100,000 it had raised for deprived children after discovering none of them had paid their licence fee, the Corporation said last night.
Labour To Focus On Selling Books
LABOUR is to shift its focus from governing the country to selling books, the prime minister will announce today.
Your Astrological Week Ahead
WITH PSYCHIC BOB
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
When you choose not to hide behind someone else, others will appreciate your candor and bravery. But they will still laugh at your tiny penis.