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Venture Capitalists Invest In Somali Pirates
VENTURE capitalists in New York and London are pumping millions of dollars into Somalia's booming pirate sector.
BBC Captures Rare Footage Of Fiona Bruce Having A Shit
IT is as thick as your arm and smells disgusting - and it has just been caught on camera for what is thought to be the first time.
Sacked Citigroup Workers Bought By Findus
THE 75,000 workers sacked by Citigroup are to be bought by the multi-national food conglomerate Findus, it was confirmed last night.
Your Astrological Week Ahead
WITH PSYCHIC BOB
Scorpio (24 OCT-21 NOV)
Criticism is merely a suggestion, not a judgement on you as a person. Didn't you know that, you fucking idiot?
Charles To Use Throne As Bullshit Transmitter
PRINCE Charles will use the throne as a transmitter for his peculiar strand of bullshit when he becomes King, it was revealed yesterday.
Single People Who Don't Work Particularly Hard Demand Tax Cuts
HARD-working families are not the only ones who deserve tax cuts, according to single people who do barely enough to get by.
Pound Fabulous
THE Pound is not just great, it's fabulous, the prime minister confirmed last night.
