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Blur To Remind Everyone Why They Split Up
BLUR are to remind everyone why they split up at a one-off gig in London next summer.
Microsoft To Launch Range Of Clothing That Doesn't Work
MICROSOFT is to launch a range a range of branded t-shirts that need to be constantly updated, it was announced last night.
Your Astrological Week Ahead
WITH PSYCHIC BOB
Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC)
Exploring new romantic territory can be somewhat intimidating, but it will feel a lot tighter.
One Woman's Week: Road Worriers
By Karen Fenessey
AS an educator, I believe life should be a constant learning process and so I recently began driving lessons. Unexpectedly, driving has not only taught me so much about how to operate a car, but also about society. In particular, it has opened my eyes to the wonderful world of opportunity which is enjoyed by the disabled, but I must ask: should they really be allowed on the road?
Cheryl Cole To Watch Children Cry
GIRLS Aloud singer Cheryl Cole is to star in a new ITV prime-time show where she stares at children while they burst into tears.
Hippies Annoying
HIPPIES were today banging on about petrol again even though we already get it and would just like to go skiing.
School Subjects To Be Dicked About With
BRITAIN'S primary school curriculum is to be radically reformed after ministers realised they hadn't dicked about with it for at least a year.
