Search Results for:
City Workers Urged To Dress Like Scum And Talk About 'Corrie'
WORKERS in the City of London can protect themselves from violent protesters by dressing like scum and talking about something called 'Corrie', it was claimed last night.
MPs To Claim For Black Markers Used To Censor Expenses Claims
MPs are expected to claim thousands of pounds for the black markers they will use to censor their expenses claims, it emerged last night.
Can I Have One That's House Trained? Asks Madonna
MADONNA yesterday told a Malawian court she was keen to adopt another small African as long as it was house trained and had received all its jabs.
My Big Gap Year: Slum Girls Have All The Luck
Dispatches from Poppy Spalding
THURSDAY, MUMBAI: This week finds me 'slumming' it in Mumbai, India. After watching the totally amazing foreign film Slumdog Millionaire last week, I simply had to get over here and join in all the slum-based fun.
A Cinderella Story Of Millionaires Supported By Billionaires Supported By Banks
THE Brawn racing team completed a Cinderella story yesterday after clinching the opening grand prix of the season with nothing more than millions and millions of pounds.
Dirty Bombs Not That Dirty, Claims Smith
DIRTY bombs are nowhere near as dirty as some of the stuff you can get on cable, home secretary Jacqui Smith said last night.
Windows 7 To Include Punch-Screen Technology
MICROSOFT has confirmed its new Windows 7 operating system will allow users to interact with their computer by punching it in its bastarding face.
What's A Physics? Ask GCSE Pupils
CONCERNS have been raised over the standard of science teaching after it emerged thousands of GCSE pupils could not tell the difference between a microscope and a frog.