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And Yet Oliver Prevails, Everyone Tells Sainsbury's
SO you can ban some woman for using the wrong Nectar card while 'it'
continues about its business unmolested, everyone told Sainsbury's last
night.
BBC On Crack
BBC director general Mark Thompson has admitted that most of the licence fee money has been spent on crack cocaine.
Bring On Burundi! Roars Capello
ENGLAND manager Fabio Capello feels England could soon compete against the likes of Burundi or even Burkino Faso following last night's demolition of Hungary.
Try Not To Punch Tourists, Britain Reminded
TOURISM chiefs have unveiled a new guide reminding Britons not to just punch people who are here on their holidays.
Facebook To Stop You Hurling Violent, Unhinged Abuse At Strangers You Disagree With About Films
FACEBOOK was last night accused of attacking freedom of speech after it pledged to stop you calling someone a 'Nazi fucking cocksucker' because they don't like Christian Bale as Batman.
Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper
Dear Holly,
My husband is obsessed with all things related to cars, and he spends
all of his free time under the bonnet of some old jalopy, covered in
grease and muttering about pistons and crankshafts...
Your Astrological Week Ahead, With Psychic Bob
Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG)
Why not finally ruin the promise of your early directorial career by
releasing what appears to be a big-budget remake of Mortal Kombat with
the word 'Bender' in the title?
Police Condemned Over Anti-Single Guy Who Lives In His Own Filth Advert
THE Association of Chief Police Officers has been criticised for a radio advert which encouraged neighbours to report single, permanently hungover young men who live knee-deep in their own filth.