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Food Shortages Could Force Middle Class To Eat Chicken Mega-Tasteybites
AFFLUENT professionals could be forced to use town centre fried chicken outlets as over-population makes Waitrose-style food increasingly scarce.
Legalise drugs, says some crazy President of the Royal College of Physicians
THE campaign to legalise drugs was today backed by someone whose only qualification is to know exactly what he is talking about.
Blair Sets Great Example To Children Who Want To Kill People
TONY BLAIR was today hailed as a role model for children who want to kill thousands of people when they grow up.
Our Parents Won't Share Their Vodka, Kids Tell Childline
A CHILDREN'S helpline has been bombarded with calls from youngsters claiming their parents are excluding them from impromptu afternoon cocktail sessions.
West Brom To Reform As Jazz Band
WEST Bromwich Albion have abandoned football and are to regroup as a Dixieland jazz band.
Lourdes Unveils Latest Hoax
LOURDES, home of the magic Jesus bath, has added fake car bombs to its hoax repertoire.
And Yet Oliver Prevails, Everyone Tells Sainsbury's
SO you can ban some woman for using the wrong Nectar card while 'it'
continues about its business unmolested, everyone told Sainsbury's last
night.