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Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper
Dear Holly,
I'm a 30 year-old man and I think I'm in love with the woman next door, who happens to be nearly 45 years older than me. Although she looks vaguely like an elephant's scrotum I become aroused every time she puts out the milk bottles...
File-Share Crackdown 'Breaches Fundamental Right To Steal'
PLANS to cut-off the internet connections of people who share films and music have been branded an attack on the basic right to steal other people's property.
Winehouse Drug-Athon To Raise Money For Ugandan School
SINGER Amy Winehouse is launching an attempt on the world drug-bender record to raise money for a Ugandan primary school.
Police To Explain Why They Stopped Football Fans From Killing Each Other
SENIOR police officers have been told to explain why they prevented rival gangs of West Ham and Millwall fans from beating each other to death last night.
Your Astrological Week Ahead With...
Psychic Bob
Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG)
Sex can be a beautiful expression of love, a release of pent-up desire or an escape from the daily worries of the world. But in your case, with that thing sticking out of your neck, it would be a miracle.
Britain Not As Good As 'The Guardian' Said It Was, Claims Top Tory
BRITAIN has become like The Wire, scarred by drugs and violence and nowhere near as good as The Guardian said it was, a senior Tory has claimed.
Herbal Highs Will Soon Be As Rare As Heroin, Say Experts
GOVERNMENT plans to ban so called 'herbal highs' will make the drugs as rare as a largely forgotten narcotic known as heroin, experts claimed last night.
Cotswolds WI shoots hardcore charity calendar
A GROUP of retirement-age women from a Cotswold village have produced a charity calendar featuring a Chicago three-way, two golden shake-downs and a carefully choreographed 'Dutch steamboat'.