Search Results for:
Pope To Fulfil Lifelong Dream Of Invading Britain
POPE Benedict will fulfil a childhood dream next year by invading Britain as the infallible head of a fanatical regime.
Moon Could Support Middle-Class Life, Say Experts
SCIENTISTS have claimed that the moon could support middle-class life forms after the discovery of a crater containing a Pizza Express and an excellent primary school.
MPs To Receive Afghanistan Guilt Allowance
MEMBERS of parliament are to award themselves a monthly allowance based on how guilty they feel about under-equipped British soldiers in Afghanistan.
Fatties Urged To Buy Mirrors Instead Of Pies
MOST fat people are unaware they are overweight because they spend all their money on cheesy pies instead of a mirror, according to a new survey.
Anger at EU ban on Wanky Shit Pudding
THERE was anger last night as European bureaucrats threatened to outlaw classic British puddings such as freckled ball bag and boiled arseholes.
Obama To Meet Bulgarian Deputy Sports Minister
PRESIDENT Obama has cleared his schedule for a high level meeting with Bulgaria's deputy minister for sport.
Princes' Charity Work To Distract You From All The Dicking About
PRINCES William and Harry are to give a higher profile to their charity work as they continue to have a thoroughly splendid time with lots of your money.