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Horrible Dragon Threatens Council Worker Fantasy Land
A LARGE, terrifying dragon is threatening the magical kingdom of massive pensions where no-one ever gets fired.
Jetpacks Already Boring
THE amusement factor of the first commercially available jetpack lasts about five minutes, it emerged last night.
Cbeebies Defends Pole Dancer Of The Year Show
THE BBC last night defended a new series that hopes to find the best new under 14 pole dancer in Britain.
Blair Backs Gaddafi On Swiss Genocide
TONY Blair has backed Colonel Gaddafi's call for the annihilation of everyone in Switzerland.
Sale Of Clooney Villa 'Like A Bereavement', Say Men
GEORGE Clooney's decision to sell his lakefront Italian villa is like the death of a close friend, men said last night.
Wayne Bridge's World Cup Dream Ruined By John Terry's Penis
MANCHESTER City defender Wayne Bridge today admitted his World Cup dream had been destroyed by the penis of John Terry.
Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper
Dear Holly,
My boyfriend and I have recently been talking about spicing things up in the bedroom and maybe acting out some of our secret fantasies for each other, which now turns out to have been an enormous error...