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Did Vorderman Actually Happen? Question Time Viewers Keep Asking Themselves
FIVE days after Carol Vorderman's apprearance on Question Time, millions of people across Britain were last night still trying to make sense of the experience.
Bush Plea To Cameron Diaz Over 'Onionists'
FORMER US president George W Bush has urged Hollywood actress Cameron Diaz to help secure the support of 'onionists' for the devolution of policing powers in Northern Ireland.
Government Backs Crocodile Insurance
EVERY crocodile owner in the UK will have to take out insurance under government plans to tackle 12 foot long killing machines with jaws of steel.
Ferguson Distances Himself From Thing That Does Seem To Benefit Everyone Involved
MANCHESTER United manger Sir Alex Ferguson last night rejected claims he was involved in a plan that will help millionaires become richer and shut thousands of miserable fans the fuck up.
Sugababes 'Date Back To Henry Viii'
AN EARLY form of Sugababes could have existed during the reign of King Henry VIII, it emerged last night.
Tory Campaign To Focus On Marginal Wives
THE Conservative Party leadership are to shift the focus of their election campaign to securing the support of their own wives.
Woman Completes Film Without Banging It Into Other Film
KATHRYN Bigelow was last night honoured for completing a film without bumping it into any other films in the immediate vicinity.
