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Torture-Porn Theme Park Insufficiently Cruel For UK Children
A THEME park inspired by the graphic cruelty of 'torture porn' horror films is too mild for most British children, it was claimed yesterday.
Pink Floyd Force You To Listen To The Bad Bits
TEDIOUS prog rockers Pink Floyd have won their legal bid to make you listen to every last bit of their ghastly albums.
No Ban On Teachers Who Watch Grey's Anatomy
TEACHERS who watch the offensive US medical drama Grey's Anatomy will not be banned from the classroom, the government has confirmed.
Capello Sets World Cup Arrest Target
ENGLAND must finish in the top four sides arrested for lewd and uncontrollable drunkenness during this summer's World Cup, Fabio Capello said yesterday.
Mad Men Dolls Already Having Complicated Affairs With Other Toys
TOYS based on characters from US TV series Mad Men are having complex, stylish affairs with other action figures, it emerged last night.
Vatican Possessed By Perverts, Says Scientist
THE Vatican is possessed by lots of perverts who like to fiddle with little boys, according to a scientist.
Intelligence-Boosting Drugs Make Children Question Point Of Exams
SCHOOLCHILDREN on brain-boosting drugs are questioning the whole point of the education system, it has emerged.
Wags Bug England Team Talk To Discover Where That Rash Came From
The secret recording of an England team talk was carried out by a group of WAGs desperate to discover why they are having to take antibiotics, it was claimed last night.