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MPs Claim Expenses For Getting Caught At Being Whores
FOUR Labour MPs have claimed expenses for getting caught offering to peddle their influence to the highest bidder like common whores.
B&bs Forced To Offer Gay Breakfast
BRITAIN'S B&Bs could soon be prosecuted for discrimination unless they offer customers the choice of a gay cooked breakfast.
Mclaren Launch Supercar For The Arse On A Budget
FORMULA 1 manufacturer Mclaren has unveiled a budget supercar targeted at the insecure arse with only £150,000 to waste.
Green Campaign Urges Drivers To Get Wedged Under Lorry
THE government's latest green motoring campaign is urging drivers to switch off their engines and get wedged under a massive lorry.
One Woman's Week: Too Many Pricks
Karen Fenessey
ANOTHER Mother’s Day passes and once again we all take a moment to remember that special woman who sums up the entire event: Jade Goody. But can I be the only one who absolutely insists we look more closely at the legacy she has bequeathed us?
Men Still Trying To Fancy Lady Gaga
MEN are still really trying to find the constantly-naked Lady Gaga attractive, it emerged last night.
Hull Chairman To Set Fire To Stadium
HULL City chairman Adam Pearson is to follow up his appointment of Iain Dowie as manager by burning the stadium to the ground and salting the pitch.