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Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper

Dear Holly,
I've been seeing my boyfriend for a couple of months and things are starting to get heavy. We've done practically everything except full intercourse...

Skanky Shop Dummies To Entertain Bored, Angry Men

BUXOM, whorish dummies are set to give some respite to bad-tempered men in clothes shops.

Adrian Chiles 'Racially Abused A Badger'

ANIMAL rights protesters have condemned Adrian Chiles after footage showed him shouting 'half breed' at a frightened badger.

Greece To Destroy Western Civilisation

THE history of Western civilisation is expected to come full circle today when Greece brings it crashing to the ground.

Peppa Pig Will Work With Labour But Not Brown

LIBERAL Democrat leader Peppa Pig has insisted she could work with Labour in a hung parliament, but not under Gordon Brown.

Kiefer Sutherland To Make Brat-Pack Version Of 'Rainbow'

KIEFER Sutherland is to reunite Hollywood's 'brat-pack' in a big-budget remake of Rainbow.

Feral Nurses To Be Culled

FERAL packs of surplus nurses are to be culled by NHS managers.

Fat People To Sue Their Own Sofas

FAT people across Britain are to launch a class-action legal case against their own sofas, it emerged last night.