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My Big Gap Year: What Is It With Germany And Israel?
THIS week I'm in Sao Paulo, but that doesn't matter because there is so
much going on at my hostel I don't even have time to go out. All the
folks here have got carried away with Eurovision and its shocker
aftermath...
Two Years Not Enough To Grow Stupid Hair, Say Students
TWO-year degrees would give students insufficient time to grow stupid, pretentious beards it was claimed last night.
Israel Just Making It Easier For Guardian Readers To Look Good
ISRAEL'S attack on a Palestinian aid ship will make it easier for Guardian readers to sound as if they know what they are talking about, it was claimed last night.
BP Execs Look At Massive Oil Slick, Then At Each Other
BP executives are today standing on the Louisiana shoreline, looking at each other with furrowed brows and occasionally skimming a pebble across the oily water, it has been confirmed.
Nation's Purse Strings Controlled By A Ginger
A FRESHLY terrified Britain was gaping into the abyss today as David Cameron handed control of the nation's purse strings to a ginger.
Tight Fit To Revive Lion Sleeps Tonight Concept Album
TIGHT Fit are to revive their 1982 concept album The Lion Sleeps Tonight with a series of spectacular stage shows.
What About Handjobs? Women Ask Pope
DOZENS of women have written to Pope Benedict asking if Roman Catholic priests can be allowed the occasional hand job.