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SIR IAN BOTHAM in his local post office, asking how much it would
cost to send a two-litre bottle of sarsaparilla to North Korea...
Dumped Woman In Bid To Corner Global Cocoa Market
GLOBAL cocoa prices have increased sharply after 28 year-old PA Nikki Hollis was dumped by her long-term boyfriend.
We've Got Lasers Now, Says Navy
WE'VE got bloody lasers and everything now, the Royal Navy said last night.
Cameron To Lobby Obama For New Series Of 'Dallas'
DAVID Cameron will today ask President Obama if there is any chance he
could bring back Dallas.
Cameron To Launch 'Wide Society'
PRIME minister David Cameron will today set out his vision of a 'wide
society' where everyone has plenty of room to move from side to side.
Emergency Fried Breakfasts Dropped On Greece
AID organisations are parachuting emergency fried breakfasts into Greece after a tour operator's collapse left thousands of Britons stranded without proper bacon.
UK To Ban Uncovered Frenchmen
ALL Frenchmen in the UK will have to wear a bucket on their heads or be moved around in a box, the government will confirm today.
