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Defence Cuts Will Lead To Massive Wasp Attack, Warns Fox
DEFENCE secretary Liam Fox has warned that cuts to Britain's defence budget will leave the country open to attack from massive foreign wasps that do not share our values.
Religious belief linked to being a bit dim
PEOPLE who describe themselves as religious may also be a bit thick, according to new research.
Rise In 'DIY Vets' Producing Mixed Results
EVER increasing vets' fees are prompting pet owners to try haphazard DIY repairs on their animals, according to new research.
NHS Pay Patients To Hurl Themselves Off A Bridge
NHS managers hope to save millions by paying patients with expensive ailments a cash bonus to leap off the nearest tall thing.
David Miliband Supporters To Undermine His Brother Just For The Hell Of It
SUPPORTERS of David Miliband will today launch a concerted effort to destroy the leadership of Ed Miliband whether either of them likes it or not.
Anfield Built On Indian Burial Ground
LIVERPOOL'S poor start to the season has been traced to an ancient Arapaho curse under the Kop End at Anfield.
Lohan Still Looking Pretty Good For All The Drugs, Doctors Have To Admit
TROUBLED actress Lindsay Lohan is still highly do-able despite all the drugs, doctors have conceded.
Miliband To Organise Anti-Apartheid Disco
ED Miliband is to organise a really great anti-apartheid disco that will get everyone totally motivated.