Search Results for:
Hastings Pier Symbolic Of Something
THE smouldering shell that was once Hastings Pier is almost certainly symbolic of something or other, it has been confirmed.
Is It Racist Even If You Don't Beat Them Up? Asks Cheryl
CHERYL Cole dismissed claims of racism last night, insisting it has been years since she physically attacked a black person.
Councils begin not getting enough salt for winter
LOCAL councils have started ordering insignificant quantities of salt in preparation for a hard winter.
Montgomerie Dedicates Ryder Cup Victory To Jesus
EUROPE'S Ryder Cup captain Colin Montgomerie last night said the victory
would not have been possible without the love and guidance of Jesus
Christ.
Woods Has Sex With Dirty Mermaids
GOLFING intercourse monster Tiger Woods has taken advantage of the wet weather in Wales by sleeping with a string of underwater prostitutes.
Middle Class To Sell Their Children
CHILDREN across Britain are being spruced up and placed on the open market today as millions of middle class parents look to cut their losses.
Fit An Energy Meter, Says Freddy Krueger
DISFIGURED child murderer Freddy Krueger has asked householders to consider the environment or he may have to tear out their spleens, it emerged last night.
Earth-Like Planet Actually Sunderland-Like Planet
HOPES of intelligent life on planet Gliese 581g were dashed yesterday as scientists revealed it is actually a bit like Sunderland.