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Your Boss Is A Dick, Say Experts
YOUR boss is exploring the uncharted regions of dickishness, according to new research.
Aleksandr The Meerkat Murders Children Of Subordinate Clan Members
MEERKAT celebrity Aleksandr Orlov has murdered and partially eaten several of his lower-status co-habitants' offspring, it emerged last night.
England Primitive, Say Potato Gangsters
ENGLAND'S 2018 World Cup bid is 'primitive' according to the land of potato gangsters where nothing works.
Immigration Laws Fuelling Rise In Insane Brain Surgeons
MORE than half the foreign surgeons allowed into the UK are insane and
intent on undertaking crazy brain-swapping experiments, it has emerged.
Owen Out With Ovary Strain
Manchester United striker Michael Owen will be out for six weeks after straining his left ovary.
Government Urged To Crackdown On The Overly Keen
ENTHUSIASTIC workers should be treated just as harshly as benefit cheats, according to a new study.
Your Astrological Week Ahead, With Psychic Bob
Scorpio (24 OCT-21 NOV)
All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players.
They have their exits and their entrances, and one man in his time plays
many parts. Except Jeff Goldblum.
Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper
Dear Holly,
This weekend, my boss is putting on the annual Halloween party in the
office, which is usually a cause for excitement, as I love to get
dressed up as something slutty and inappropriate, like a whorish Little
Bo Peep or a sexy black cat with a tail and massive tits...