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Michael Bay To Direct Hollywood Reboot Of Mike Leigh's 'Another Year'
THE US remake of Mike Leigh's Another Year will feature Jim Broadbent with a pair of massive robot arms, the producers have confirmed.
Britain Backs Middle Class Children Who Want The Moon On A Stick
BRITAIN today threw its weight behind middle class children who deserve everything handed to them on a plate because they're all so very special.
Your Problems Solved, With Holly Harper
Dear Holly,
There's a young girl who's just started work in my office who has piqued
my interest with her rather spectacular bosoms. I've tried several
strategies to break the ice with her, such as sitting on the corner of
her desk with my legs spread...
Your Astrological Week Ahead, With Psychic Bob
Scorpio (24 OCT-21 NOV)
The bank manager tells you to stop wasting his time when you ask for
a loan to start a Zionist search engine called 'Netan-Yahoo'.
MI5 Headquarters 'In A Right State'
A FAILURE to recruit female operatives has led to MI5's offices becoming a complete tip, it emerged last night.
Defiant Labour MPs Stand By Goebbels
A GROUP of Labour MPs has written to the German government demanding a posthumous pardon for Joseph Goebbels.
Search Continues For Top Of Gordon Ramsay's Head
FRIENDS and colleagues of celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay are today continuing their search for the top of his head.
Drogba Bitten By Large-Breasted Mosquito
DIDIER Drogba has contracted malaria after a one night stand with a former mosquito glamour model.